“McGruff the Crime Dog. Back for another test?” “I think the first one was defective, the plus sign looked more like a division symbol so I remain unconvinced.” “Third test today mama bear. Your ego is prego. No doubt about it.” “Silencio old man. Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny D and I gotta go pronto.” “Well you know where the lavatory is. You pay for that pee stick when you’re done. Don’t think it’s yours just cause you marked it with your urine.”
I know every. word. I don’t know if I’ve stretched that out enough.